Tuesday 4 March 2014

Russia in Ukraine: Putin tells Kiev to 'Crimea river'

Since I left university I haven't really been keeping as up to date with current affairs as perhaps I should have been, but this week some pretty serious stuff has been going down in Crimea and it really caught my attention. My initail reaction from watching the news was shock that Russia would invade another territory without legitimate reason - nothing I was seeing was indicating that Russia had invaded for any other reason than the fact that Ukraine is in a vulnerable position right now.

I was doing some reading on this this evening though and I stumbled upon this article. It's not often that I read something that makes me shift my opinion to such a large extent anymore, but in this case I think that there is a genuine argument to be made in Russia's favour.

58.8% of the Crimean peninsula are of Russian ethnicity compared just 24.4% who are Ukrainian. On top of this, the interim (yeah right) government in Kiev is being led by two of the country's most prominent far-right extremists, who have already repealed a law (which was only passed last year) that recognized Russian as an official state language.

While I don't necessarily agree with the way in which Putin has gone about handling this, I do think that he has a legitimate reason to be concerned for the safety/human rights of ethnic Russians in Crimea; surely part of his job as President is to protect Russians from foreign threats?

I'm guessing that some of you will try and argue that Putin has never cared about human rights before, and this is just an excuse he is using to reclaim territory lost after the collapse of the Soviet Union, and to a certain extent, this is probably true. But if the same type of situation arose elsewhere in the world and American/British people were threatened, I have no doubt that the US/UK governments would take swift action (lets reflect for a moment on the UK's response to Argentinian threats over the Falklands).

It seems to me that much of what is explained in this argument has been conveniently overlooked in the Western press and the Western response to this crisis. It's been over twenty years since the Cold War ended, but it still seems as if we haven't quite managed to shake the attitude we had towards the USSR during this period.

I suppose what I'm trying to say is that it's very easy to condemn Putin when you only have half the story. While the the interim government in Ukraine hasn't actively attacked Russians in Crimea, I do think that there is a case to be made in Russia's favour. I'm not excusing Putin's response to the situation, and he was definitely wrong to deploy troops without first exhausting diplomatic mediation channels, but we should always try and remember that there are two sides to every story.



P.S. I am so sorry for the terrible pun in the title, but I just couldn't help myself.

Wednesday 13 November 2013

"Lily Allen has a baggy pussy"

I'm so glad Lily Allen is back. And I'm even more glad that she's back with this song.

If pop music needs anything, it's more women like Lily standing up and calling it out on its bullshit sexist attitude towards women.

Anyway, if you haven't seen it already, here's the video. It's brilliant.






Tuesday 29 October 2013

Happy Halloween!

So I've spoken about fancy dress on here before, but it's Halloween time again, and I just want to get all this angst I have off my chest.

I'm going to begin here by quoting Mean Girls*.

'In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.' - Cady Heron

WHY IS THIS A THING?! Just because it's Halloween doesn't actually mean you have to dress in next-to-no clothes. Come on, ladies! Think of something more original and funny than a sexy cat/nurse/zombie. I know you can do it.

F*** the patriarchy; I'm sexy even when I'm covered in bright orange face paint. 
I could easily 'go off on one' here about the over-sexualisation of women by the patriarchy, but I feel like I've spoken about these matters before, and I know some of you won't want to read my 'rad-fem bullshit' anyway.

Wait. This is my blog. And I can write what I like.

Do you want to know why men's Halloween outfits aren't sexualised like women's? The patriarchy. Do you want to know why women feel like they have to dress 'sexy' to attract a man? The patriarchy. Do you want to know who created the false consciousness of women and made them believe that they need to dress in this way? You got it, THE PATRIARCHY. 'Sexy' costumes are degrading and the only reason women wear them is because men have told them that's what they look good in. 

(Mega left-wing points to me for getting Marx and Rad-Fem in one paragraph).

So, back to the point in hand. Halloween is about remembering the dead (and obviously also about knocking on total strangers doors to ask for sweets). It is not about dressing 'like a total slut' without the fear of being judged.

Halloween should be about originality. It should be about trying to stand out from the crowd and about making a lasting impression. If you're going to dress up, try and come up with a costume that people are going to be talking about for days afterwards.

Anyway, here's a song that is not only catchier than the bubonic plague, but also sums up what I'm trying to say here really rather nicely.



*Totally using Mean Girls as a legitimate reference. And what.








Thursday 9 May 2013

Who Run the World?

I'm just going to throw it out there and let the hate roll in, but I don't really get the whole Beyonce thing. I genuinely struggle to understand why people love her so much because nothing I read about her makes me warm to her in anyway. I get that she's amazing at singing and whatever, but she kind of comes across as a bit of a* narcissist. (I imagine the responses I'm going to get to this post will be more hostile than that time I tweeted something mean about Harry Styles and got death threats from 'Directioners').

First and foremost, I would like to tell you why Beyonce is a crappy role model for young girls and why we shouldn't be encouraging them to look up to her.

Is it cold in here?
This is a picture of Beyonce performing one of the opening numbers in her Mrs Carter Show World Tour. Now I know you all have eyes but I'm going to point it out anyway: you can see her nipples. HER NIPPLES. That is not family friendly viewing, that's Amsterdam-sex-shop-over-18s-only-please viewing. Girlfriend has the voice of an angel, so why on earth is she selling her body? (She might not be selling it for sex, but she's definitely selling it). Young girls shouldn't be looking up to a woman who shakes her booty in a barely-there outfit. They shouldn't be equating wealth and power with sex and nudity. If Beyonce wants to dress like this, then that is absolutely fine; it is, after all, her choice. But we should not be encouraging young girls to idolise her. There are much more powerful women in the world who didn't take all their clothes off to get to the position they're in now.

Another thing that really creeps me out about Beyonce is that she's managed by her Dad (or at least she was. I think she actually might have fired him even though he's the one who made her). Even if I looked half as good as Beyonce, there is not a chance in hell that I would want my dad managing me, my micro-outfits, or my booty. Some of the outfits Bey wears wouldn't look out of place in the bedroom, which makes it even more gross to think about the fact that her dad has probably had some say in how best to sell her image. EW.

I read a while ago as well that Beyonce has someone film her for 16 hours straight every day. She also saves every single photo, video, and interview ever taken of her. Every. Single. One. I don't even know where to begin with this. I find it hard to fathom that someone can be this narcissistic. Seriously, she tried to get this picture removed from the internet (but I can kind of see why):

You have no power here, bitch. 
(Let's just all take a second to look at this picture and feel better about our lives. Even Beyonce looks bad sometimes).

The last thing that really pisses me off about Beyonce is the fact that she's chosen to call her world tour The Mrs Carter Show World Tour. If she's such an independent woman, why is she now using her husbands name? Why carve a career for yourself, and then suddenly decide you want to be defined by someone else? That's what taking someone else's name means in my eyes; you're no longer your own person, but you belong to your husband. Taking his name, is like letting him write 'property of Mr X' in sharpie on you as if you were nothing more than school P.E. kit. Seriously Bey, start practicing what you preach, and be an independent woman.

*MASSIVE

Friday 25 May 2012

'Roll' Model

It's 4:20 bitches! Well actually its not, its 22:43 but thats not the point. Rihanna smokes weed. We all know it. She hardly tries to hide it and I just wanted to pretend for a sec I knew what I was talking about.
Anyway, see what I did with the title there. Role model. 'Roll' model. Because you roll weed. LOL. I understand that girlfriend can do whatever she wants with her life, I just find it selfish that she does it so publicly and in front of so many young impressionable girls. I miss the days when Rihanna was all like 'come mr dj sum pon de replay' in her high tops and low slung jeans. 
On a slightly different note, she got dreads the other day. I have nothing against dreads. (Thats a big fat lie. I do. I think they look dirty and horrible). But anyway, she's kind of been a bit Bob Marley obsessed recently and I feel like the dreads were maybe a little too far and came across as try hard. 
Essentially what I'm trying to say is that she needs to calm the fuck down and assess where her life is going. She's 24. She's young and beautiful, not to mention rich beyond belief. If she doesn't start being more sensible she's going to end up in the 27 Club. And that would be a huge shame. 

Nails Du Jour


Barry M in Blue Moon 
Barry M in Matt White 
Nicole by Opi in Rainbow in the S-Kylie